Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Bugs, bugs, bugs.

Computer: "Hey, Delivery Boy, what'cha doing? You're not carrying boxes by any chance?"

Delivery Boy: "Nope."

Computer: "Aaaand how much time have you spent NOT WORKING?!"

Delivery Boy: "40 seconds, sir. This cute girl talked to me and I got distracted."

Computer: "Get back to work you lazy ass!!!"

Delivery Boy: "I can't, sir. My job is very complicated and I am confused and I don't know how I should proceed."

Computer: "Even the best masterplan can be ruined by bad execution. (Sigh) I'm surrounded by idiots."

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